Swan Giant Wouldn't it be HILLARIOUS if an ANTI-TWILIGHTER stoled away on the wrong ship and found it was...?
The Twilight Cruise Ship: ......."The Voyage Untaken."
The ENTIRE theme of the ship is Twilight, the cast of Twilight is all there and a towering golden statue of Stephanie Myers at the foot of the grand staircase. Everything is Twilight. Even the tiles in the floor have Twilight character's faces and Edward Cullen's face is on every single picture in the dining room. In the dining hall, an orchestra plays Twilight music in arranged orchestra pieces.
And the ship was sea-bound for two weeks before heading to a hardcore, fangirl screaming Twilight convention.
Twilight giftshop
Twilight Theatre (Playing nothing but Twilight)
Bella Swan themed bed and bath
The lifeboats are shaped like a giant fang
The chandliers have ruby drops, representing blood.
The audio on the deck plays Twilight soundtracks day and night and couples can get the Bella and Eward Cullen suite.
Even the food menus have Twilight undertones in the title of their dishes
That Anti-twilighter would NOT be having a very good time!! I think i would tho
Petra, the Black Swan: She fell in love with a giant white plastic motor boat. Will the people ...?
keep the boat in her lake or make a second effort to move it elsewhere? After the first try, she was NOT about to let them take it. On the surface, it looks kind of funny, but I can't help feeling sorry for her. What do you think?
When I watched the launching of her swan boat and her release last night, I was surprised that they were able to hold her. Our swans are very agressive.
[Lolly Jane Blue - White Swan] - Sil van der Woerd
15 E.b. White Quotes to Celebrate the July 11th Birthday of Elwyn Brooks White
Even if you don't recognize the name E.B. White, I'm sure you'd recognize some E.B. White quotes if they were read from his books. After all, this literary genius penned titles with names such as Charlotte's Web and The Trumpet of the Swan. Get to know the author a little better. These fifteen E.B. White quotes are a great place to start.
1. "A writer is like a bean plant - he has his little day, and then gets stringy."
2. "Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."
3. "I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (or savor) the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
4. "It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members."
5. "Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts."
6. "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time."
7. "Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one."
8. "The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man's adjustment to it, the speed of his acceptance."
9. "There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another."
10. "Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men."
11. "The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it."
12. "I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat."
13. "Be obscure clearly."
14. "English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street."
15. "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel."
And there you have it -- fifteen quotes that prove E.B. White was more than just a talented children's story writer. He had more insight into our culture and the state of humanity than most men can ever hope to achieve. Let's celebrate his genius and commemorate his birthday with these E.B. White quotes.
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