Golden Wave What do you think of this golden oldie ?
An old man and his wife were standing on the luxury liner, watching the moon rise, and the old lady got washed overboard by a freak wave.
Two weeks after the old man arrived home, he received a letter from the shipping company advising him that they found the old lady at the bottom of the ocean, and after they brought her up, there was an oyster stuck to her backside, and inside the oyster was a pearl , which was worth $50,000 !
They asked what they should do with the old lady and the pearl...
The old man promptly replied to send the cheque along, and rebait the trap....
as an ooold time trapper/fisherman, i never heard it b4
can i borrow it?
LMAO
was he the same guy who put that ad in the paper,
wanted: mature age single female for long term relationship leading to marriage. must have boat, know how to cook, hieght weight proportional (to a degree), high school education ok, religion open, send picture of boat.
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What are some cool dog tricks?
I have a 12 week old golden retriever puppy and I would like to teach her some cool tricks. She knows sit, wave, high five, down, shake, and roll over. I cant think of anything else to teach her that I would know how to do. If you know any tricks and how to teach it please tell me.
Play dead, sneeze, salute, dance - I know dogs that can do these things (my dog knows how to dance, but that was because he does it on his own, I just trained him to do it on cue).
Play dead - point your finger in a gun position at her and tell her 'Bang! Down!' until she associates the finger and bang with going down. You can add roll over as she gets better.
Sneeze - I have no idea how they taught the dog to do this, but it is so cool. They sneeze and the dog sneezes too.
Salute - Stick a piece of tape on her head. Whenever she brings her paw up to wipe the tape off, go crazy and yell 'Yay!!! Salute!!" Continue until she associates it.
You sound like you have a very smart puppy and are a very good, dedicated dog owner. Why don't you look into some classes? Tracking, flyball, agility - those are all great activities to do to keep you both busy.
